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赤いエトワール's Journal

tagged me...in not so many words, but still I like doing these things. EXCUSES EXCUSES! ON WITH THE DAMN MEME!

RULES:
1. Pick which OC you are going to answer this in
2. Answer all the questions Truthfully. Make it interesting!
3. Tag at least 5 others when finished!

Name: "Darek "Alfie" Warren"
Birth date: "January 27"
Birth Place: "Elkhorn, Montana"
Current Location: "Elkhorn, Montana"
Eye Color: "Dark blue"
Hair Color: "Dirty blonde"
Height: "5'7"
Weight: "120 lb"
Tattoos: "Quack Master" on left ass cheek.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Girl FRIEND: Chickie, my lesbian were-duck. Gilr-LOVER: Taylor Ann Jennings."
Overused Phrase: "It's not 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' It's 'Goose, Goose, DUCK!"

FAVORITES
Food: "Caramel-covered saltine crackers with a hint of white bread and blueberry jam."
Candy: "Dad says no candy. My guess is that he wants to save all the candy in the world for all the poor starving aligators with AIDs in Africa."
Number: "Four, cause DUCK has FOUR letters in it."
Color: "Yellow, cause that's the color of baby ducks."
Animal: "Ducks!"
Drink: "Eggnog, because it has the word EGG in it, and ducks lay eggs."
Alcohol Drink: ::waves picket sign around:: "SAVE THE ETHANOL!"
Bagel: "Half of whatever Chickie doesn't eat."
Letter: "D, my name starts with D and ducks start with D too."
Body Part on Opposite sex: "The Derrière." ::half-french, half-german::

THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: ::waves another picket sign:: "SAVE THE CARBHOYDRATES AND THE SUDS!"
McDonalds or Burger King: ::waves yet another picket sign:: "SAVE THE COWS!" ::eats burger ten minutes later::
Strawberry or Watermelon: "Watermelon...more seeds to bullet-spit at cousins with."
Hot tea or Iced tea: "Hot tea, Chickie sometimes swims around in it."
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Vanilla."
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: "Coffee is off limits, Dad says."
Kiss or Hug: "BOTH!" ::hugs and kisses everyone on sight::
Dog or Cat: "DUCK!"
Rap or Punk: "New Age, Chickie prefers to wear the hippie tops or run nude, as do I."
Summer or Winter: "Summer, the ponds aren't frozen over and I can swim with Chickie and hunt for a possible female-equally lesbian-duck-lover for her!"
Sad Movies or Funny Movies: "Laughing is healtheir than crying, you cry to much and you turn into a prune, like a raisin."
Love or Money: "....Peace AND love!"

YOUR...
Bedtime: "When Chickie is ready, I'm ready."
Most Missed Memory: "The last time I see Chickie...IF I ever don't see Chickie again, which probably won't happen."
Best physical feature: "My brain."
First Thought Waking Up: "Quack."
Goal for this year: "To buy an engagement-string for Taylor...rings are overrated."
Best Friends: "Chickie and oh-so-recently...Taylor!"
Weakness: "Chickie."
Fears: "Not having a sharpie handy at any moment, Chickie migrating, and my sister to lose her fingers...then she wouldn't be able to make clothes for Chickie."
Heritage: "Mother-dearest is French-American, and Dad is German."
Longest relationship: "With Chikie...I've known her since I was two."

HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: "H2O ONLY!"
Ever Smoked: ::another picket sign:: "GLOBAL WARMING BE GONE!"
Pot: "HOw can one possibly smoke clay?"
Ever been Drunk: "Off of loooove!"
Ever been beaten up: "Only when wrestling with Chickie, she's got a mean bite."
Ever beaten someone up: "I'm a pacifist!"
Ever Shoplifted: "Some lettuce, only for an emergency, Chickie was hungry and there was none in the fridge."
Ever Skinny Dipped: "Well...if you don't count water-wings in the pond?"
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: "Hm, Taylor starts most of the kissing oddly..."
Ever Kissed Same Sex: "Buzz kissed me once to prove a theory, Chickie bit him out of jealousy!"
Been Dumped Lately: "Who can dump my adorable little self?" ::bats eyelashes::

IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: "Green."
Favorite Hair Color: "Whatever she dyes it too next."
Short or Long: "Short."
Height: "5'0"
Style: "Baggy man-clothes."
Looks or Personality: "Whatever Taylor chooses."
Hot or Cute: "She's adorable and sexy either way."
Drugs and Alcohol: "If Taylor wants."
Muscular or Really Skinny: "Whatever she is, haven't seen underneath the hoody lately."

RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: "Not boycotting the local grocery store when they lowered the price on everything green."
What country/world do you want to visit: "I've been to all...in my mind, it's real fun, just close your eyes and make weird noises while putting on a costume."
How do you want to die: "I won't die in a looooong time, werewolf thing, though...probably drowning, but ducks don't drown, then again, I'm a wolf...real tragedy I know."
Been to the Mall Lately: "No...I mainly hang around the pond when it's not frozen, or in the bathroom with a tub full of water and watching Chickie swim."
Do you like Thunderstorms: "I love the rain, ducks like the rain too, but Chickie is afraid of it...oh well."
Get along with your Parents: "Dad loves me I know, but he hates the way my mind works...and Mom can't keep me out of her sight."
Health Freak: "Veggies are your friend. Green-fetish galore!"
Do you think your attractive: "By what standards? A duck's standards? A werewolf's standards? A human's standards?"

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Want to go to college: "I'm heading wherever Taylor chooses, and as long as they allow ducks."
Do you smoke: "Everyone needs lungs, even ducks."
Do you drink: "I gargle."
Shower daily: "In the pond!"
Been in love: "Falling into it recently."
Do you sing: "Oh what a duck's life can be~~!" ::sings off key::
Want to get married: "Not if it means leaving the clan."
Do you want children: "and best friends who are ducks for them too."
Hate anyone: "Anyone who eats ducks."
You Prolly answered this already but if you're in love, who is it?: "Girl who looks like a guy, Taylor!"

I tag whoever the fuck wants to do this. Now that was fun...xD Darek is my werewolf character, his IQ is over 200, yet he's as weird as hell, is a pacifist, tree-hugger, and adores ducks. : D Gotta love him.