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Dazed赤いエトワール's Journal
>3>;;;; Cause I fucking can. Enjoy~
Pick the month you were born in:
January: I ran shirtless with...
February: I kissed...
March: I slept with...
April: I ran naked with...
May: I cuddled with...
June: I smoked dope with...
July: I killed...
August: I needed...
September: I banged...
October: I killed...
November: I shot...
December: I stabbed...
Pick the day (number) you were born on:
01: ...a camera...
02: ...a dog...
03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
04: ...a Spartan...
05: ...a stripper...
06: ...your mom...
07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
08: ...a prostitute...
09: ...a pornstar...
10: ...a bag of weed...
11: ...my toothbrush...
12: ...my crush...
13: ...Santa Claus...
14: ...a duck...
15: ...a horse...
16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
17: ...a meth junkee...
18: ...a bisexual...
19: ...a tampon...
20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
21: ...a homeless guy...
22: ...this hot dude/chick...
23: ...my lover...
24: ...an Easter egg...
25: ...George Washington...
26: ...Master Yoda...
27: ...Spiderman...
28: ...a Welshman...
29: ...my postman...
30: ...a glass of milk...
31: ...a fluffy bunny...
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
Black: ...because that's how I roll.
Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.
Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole.
Orange: ...because I smoke crack
Other: ...because I gotta pee.
Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!
“I ran shirtless with a bisexual because I'm just that amazing.”
8D Oh fuck I'm sexy...xD and awesome. I am officially Prussia~...FIVE METERS WTF!
:3
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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Proud member of the 油女 clan.
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"I believe, little Raivis, that I have claimed your thoughts..."
Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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"I believe, little Raivis, that I have claimed your thoughts..."
Everything you can imagine is real. - Pablo Picasso
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Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.... MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Theory is when everyone knows all, but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works, but no one knows why.
Here we put together theory and practice: nothing works and no one knows why.
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~Enter-Stinky formally known as =wee-little-kitsune
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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