赤いエトワール's Journal
RULES:
1. Pick which OC you are going to answer this in
2. Answer all the questions Truthfully. Make it interesting!
3. Tag at least 5 others when finished!
Name: "Darek "Alfie" Warren"
Birth date: "January 27"
Birth Place: "Elkhorn, Montana"
Current Location: "Elkhorn, Montana"
Eye Color: "Dark blue"
Hair Color: "Dirty blonde"
Height: "5'7"
Weight: "120 lb"
Tattoos: "Quack Master" on left ass cheek.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: "Girl FRIEND: Chickie, my lesbian were-duck. Gilr-LOVER: Taylor Ann Jennings."
Overused Phrase: "It's not 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' It's 'Goose, Goose, DUCK!"
FAVORITES
Food: "Caramel-covered saltine crackers with a hint of white bread and blueberry jam."
Candy: "Dad says no candy. My guess is that he wants to save all the candy in the world for all the poor starving aligators with AIDs in Africa."
Number: "Four, cause DUCK has FOUR letters in it."
Color: "Yellow, cause that's the color of baby ducks."
Animal: "Ducks!"
Drink: "Eggnog, because it has the word EGG in it, and ducks lay eggs."
Alcohol Drink: ::waves picket sign around:: "SAVE THE ETHANOL!"
Bagel: "Half of whatever Chickie doesn't eat."
Letter: "D, my name starts with D and ducks start with D too."
Body Part on Opposite sex: "The Derrière." ::half-french, half-german::
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke: ::waves another picket sign:: "SAVE THE CARBHOYDRATES AND THE SUDS!"
McDonalds or Burger King: ::waves yet another picket sign:: "SAVE THE COWS!" ::eats burger ten minutes later::
Strawberry or Watermelon: "Watermelon...more seeds to bullet-spit at cousins with."
Hot tea or Iced tea: "Hot tea, Chickie sometimes swims around in it."
Chocolate or Vanilla: "Vanilla."
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: "Coffee is off limits, Dad says."
Kiss or Hug: "BOTH!" ::hugs and kisses everyone on sight::
Dog or Cat: "DUCK!"
Rap or Punk: "New Age, Chickie prefers to wear the hippie tops or run nude, as do I."
Summer or Winter: "Summer, the ponds aren't frozen over and I can swim with Chickie and hunt for a possible female-equally lesbian-duck-lover for her!"
Sad Movies or Funny Movies: "Laughing is healtheir than crying, you cry to much and you turn into a prune, like a raisin."
Love or Money: "....Peace AND love!"
YOUR...
Bedtime: "When Chickie is ready, I'm ready."
Most Missed Memory: "The last time I see Chickie...IF I ever don't see Chickie again, which probably won't happen."
Best physical feature: "My brain."
First Thought Waking Up: "Quack."
Goal for this year: "To buy an engagement-string for Taylor...rings are overrated."
Best Friends: "Chickie and oh-so-recently...Taylor!"
Weakness: "Chickie."
Fears: "Not having a sharpie handy at any moment, Chickie migrating, and my sister to lose her fingers...then she wouldn't be able to make clothes for Chickie."
Heritage: "Mother-dearest is French-American, and Dad is German."
Longest relationship: "With Chikie...I've known her since I was two."
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: "H2O ONLY!"
Ever Smoked: ::another picket sign:: "GLOBAL WARMING BE GONE!"
Pot: "HOw can one possibly smoke clay?"
Ever been Drunk: "Off of loooove!"
Ever been beaten up: "Only when wrestling with Chickie, she's got a mean bite."
Ever beaten someone up: "I'm a pacifist!"
Ever Shoplifted: "Some lettuce, only for an emergency, Chickie was hungry and there was none in the fridge."
Ever Skinny Dipped: "Well...if you don't count water-wings in the pond?"
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: "Hm, Taylor starts most of the kissing oddly..."
Ever Kissed Same Sex: "Buzz kissed me once to prove a theory, Chickie bit him out of jealousy!"
Been Dumped Lately: "Who can dump my adorable little self?" ::bats eyelashes::
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: "Green."
Favorite Hair Color: "Whatever she dyes it too next."
Short or Long: "Short."
Height: "5'0"
Style: "Baggy man-clothes."
Looks or Personality: "Whatever Taylor chooses."
Hot or Cute: "She's adorable and sexy either way."
Drugs and Alcohol: "If Taylor wants."
Muscular or Really Skinny: "Whatever she is, haven't seen underneath the hoody lately."
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: "Not boycotting the local grocery store when they lowered the price on everything green."
What country/world do you want to visit: "I've been to all...in my mind, it's real fun, just close your eyes and make weird noises while putting on a costume."
How do you want to die: "I won't die in a looooong time, werewolf thing, though...probably drowning, but ducks don't drown, then again, I'm a wolf...real tragedy I know."
Been to the Mall Lately: "No...I mainly hang around the pond when it's not frozen, or in the bathroom with a tub full of water and watching Chickie swim."
Do you like Thunderstorms: "I love the rain, ducks like the rain too, but Chickie is afraid of it...oh well."
Get along with your Parents: "Dad loves me I know, but he hates the way my mind works...and Mom can't keep me out of her sight."
Health Freak: "Veggies are your friend. Green-fetish galore!"
Do you think your attractive: "By what standards? A duck's standards? A werewolf's standards? A human's standards?"
BELIEVE IN YOURSELF
Want to go to college: "I'm heading wherever Taylor chooses, and as long as they allow ducks."
Do you smoke: "Everyone needs lungs, even ducks."
Do you drink: "I gargle."
Shower daily: "In the pond!"
Been in love: "Falling into it recently."
Do you sing: "Oh what a duck's life can be~~!" ::sings off key::
Want to get married: "Not if it means leaving the clan."
Do you want children: "and best friends who are ducks for them too."
Hate anyone: "Anyone who eats ducks."
You Prolly answered this already but if you're in love, who is it?: "Girl who looks like a guy, Taylor!"
I tag whoever the fuck wants to do this. Now that was fun...xD Darek is my werewolf character, his IQ is over 200, yet he's as weird as hell, is a pacifist, tree-hugger, and adores ducks. : D Gotta love him.











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~Enter-Stinky formally known as =wee-little-kitsune
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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Life is like a clean canvas. We are the artist.
For every stroke and every color we use dictates the output.
It doesn't matter how we render it as long as we can proudly say it is our masterpiece.
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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モノクロの世界に 僕を救うように
物音をせずに 七色を一塗り
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